I don't know who I am.

burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

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